11月2日
God is listening!
People, I see you search the internet and come looking for answers into my blog. I have decided to answer selected questions/queries that make the various search engines lead you to me. So if you landed on this website looking for something and didn't really find it, fear not. Visit back soon and may be you will have your answers.
Its your misfortune that I didnt start it earlier and have lost some queries. Here are the most recent ones. Note: if the earlier blog entries already answered the query its not going to appear here.
- My favourite search was made on www.google.com for the term "Bakwaas", which in English can be called "Bull****". This patient admirer had the guts to traverse to 6th page of search results. Its a different story that I am pissed off at google for ranking my page so low in Bakwaas. I am sure the content of this blog site is loaded with it. And what with me using the term twice in the same sentence and as a slogan for my blog! Btw, to this admirer I say.."Get a life!"
- Google again, someone looked up at "what means in hindi jaan?". Well if my knowledge of Hindi AND English is right it means "your English sucks" :). However since I am better than Google I hear ya. Jaan in Hindi means "Life". But thats not it, some folks-in-love have a way of inventing stupid analogies. A few of these "lovers" got together and decided to call their "lovees" as Jaan. Its short for "Meri Jaan"(My Life) which is shorthand for "O dear you are the reason I am alive, without you I am as good as dead and .....blah blah". To this re-searcher, may I also say: "Get a Jaan"
- Google, yet again. Someone was too lazy to work on the Diwali(Indian festival) greetings. The query was "DIWALI WORDINGS". Here's something I'd recommend. "I hid my greetings for you over by the internet. Search "Diwali Wordings"!"
Note: I will work on being more informative than sarcastic in my next attempt.
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